Frequent Flyers With Felines Gifts

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"So who is this First pet?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Hell No Kitty

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'