Frequent Flyer Missing Family Gifts

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Would you like some wings?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Viva Las Vegas.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

Infinity - with children.

Viva Las Vegas.

Everest Sign in Heaven

'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'