Frequent Flyer Missing Family T-Shirts

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Would you like some wings?"

'Are we there yet?'

"Ah...here they are!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Viva Las Vegas.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

Infinity - with children.

'Your plane's been delayed 20 minutes...or however long it takes airplane glue to dry.'

"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."

Everest Sign in Heaven

'It's not my fault I'm here again. I'm the victim of typecasting.'