French Speaking Gifts

"Arrogant? Moi?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

French Early Bird

Voltaire

French Army knife

An English and French student converse.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"The worst is behind us!"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'...may I suggest that you stick to the English version of the menu!' - Man accidently orders a turbo-charged wheel barrow with a flat tyre filled with nuclear waste.

Emile Durkheim

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Françoise Hollande

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

"L'adoration des comiques."

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

Trail Lawyers For The Pretentious - "J'accuse!", "Mais Non!"

"In my downtime I'm using this app to learn Corporate speak, Legalese, and French."

French early bird.

Emmanuel Macron