French History Fanatic Pillows

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

Notre Dame Cathedral Fire

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Voltaire

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Maypole

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Saint Patrick

French Animal Noises.

The Race to Ukraine

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

François Guizot

William Shakespeare

Jean Cocteau

Eugene Delacroix

Culinary Culture.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"The worst is behind us!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'