French History Fanatic Prints

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

Notre Dame Cathedral Fire

Victor Hugo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Swells - Men's Fashion

Voltaire

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

French Army knife

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Charles Baudelaire

Maypole

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Saint Patrick

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

French Animal Noises.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Eugene Delacroix

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Culinary Culture.

François Guizot

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"