Parisian History Buff Pillows

Trilby - 'Maman Duchesse'.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Sundial Time

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Frederic Chopin

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"