Freeway Fanatic Gifts

California Drivers License

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"I need to tinkle."

'Can our software do that?'

Friday

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Snake in the grass...

Signing the declaration of independence.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

I love my motor.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."