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"Dad? Can you anti-Trump freestyle rap me to sleep?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

7 More Dwarfs

Rap-scallions

Veloci-Rapper

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Beware of Dawg.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Gangsta wrap.

Freestyling.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The Grim Rapper

Rap-Nav.

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Projection

Hip hop Santa.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."