Freedom-loving Exec Gifts

Free-range C.E.O.s

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Squeezing the Free Press.

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

UNFADED GLORY

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

The Idea of America.

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Editorial Control

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Internal Prisons

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Beware of the Blog.

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Hopeful Liberty

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'