Freedom-loving Exec Gifts

Free-range C.E.O.s

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

UNFADED GLORY

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

The Idea of America.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Editorial Control

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Hopeful Liberty

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Internal Prisons

"You should go freelance like me!"