Free Will Wanderer T-Shirts

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

Carefree luggage.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Astral Projection

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Ghostship

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

We're With Stupid

"Space wants to kill you."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

"How may I be of service?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

You are everywhere.

Astronaut

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Astronaut

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Another fly-over planet."

Weathervanes.

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

This Way to Earth.