Free Refill Lover Pillows

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Complementary Beverages

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Music to their ears.

Lady has a coffee break.

'Prove it.'

"Our marriage has been renewed for another season."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Manga study #2

SAGE (unknown model)

Caddy With A Cool Box

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

Man overloaded with samples

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

'I think you'd better cut that guy off'

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'When I told him we had no wine, he just kept going.'

We welcome your urine

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

"We never yell 'shots on the house' anymore.2

"The garlic fries were free, OK?"

"Anthony, are you paper or plastic?"

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

Man drinking lots of water

"If there's no nap-time, won't everyone be cranky at recess?"

Pig in a rubber ring "Free air miles! Wwaarrgghhh!"

'I am sorry you two, but this is a no frills airline!'