Free Love Enthusiast Gifts

The Near Outback: People's Republic of Baltimore, 1978.

Squeezing the Free Press.

You are my sunshine!

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

UNFADED GLORY

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

The Idea of America.

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Shuck me.'

Valentines Balloons

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Altar Ego

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Dreaming of Love