Freak Show Fans Prints

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Applause

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Houdini.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'You and your aversion to needles!'

Studio 51

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'