Fright Fest Fanatic Prints

The cost of Halloween.

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Born of the Dead

Welsh Dragon

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Pinata Zombies

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I love rock festivals!'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Lithium Fair

Horror writer.

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"You're supposed to buy your alcohol here, not bring it with you!"

Rock & Roll

Stephen King

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."