Francophile Feast Gifts

Cafe Philosophique

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Placier.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Thanks And Giving.

Suicide by overeating.

"Thanks Giving."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'