Francophile Feast Gifts

Cafe Philosophique

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

The first transatlantic communication.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Placier.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Thanks And Giving.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Suicide by overeating.