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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'I like the frame.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Pandora's box.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."