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Where your mind & battle are los

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

'I like the frame.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Pandora's box.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"But is it..?"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."