Fraction Whiz T-Shirts

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The first car accident.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"How was work?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Genius Envy

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'