Fraction Whiz Mugs

"Miss Beebe can't make up her mind. One day fractions are proper, the next day they're improper."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Genius Envy

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Science Fair Judgements

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'