Fracking Awareness Pillows

Water Seller

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Deforestation.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Evolution.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Price may vary with weather.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

COP29

Save Mars

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

Where's my global warming?

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'