Fossil Fuels Awareness Pillows

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Evolution.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"