Foxes Gifts

Urban fox.

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

Fox hunting.

baby sweetcorn...

"Tallyho!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Champagne at the hunt

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"What?!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Medium well, please.'

'When things are slow'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Let's do the continental.

Wieners Sausages.

Horse accidents

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"