Foxes T-Shirts

Urban fox.

'I'm telling you: They all wear red and run after me on horse-back ..I'll bring them your way next time..'

Fox hunting.

baby sweetcorn...

"Tallyho!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Champagne at the hunt

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"What?!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Medium well, please.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'When things are slow'

Let's do the continental.

Horse accidents

"Now. Hear. This."

Fast food

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'