Foursome Organizer Pillows

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Summer Outing Planning

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

"Progress is coming right along!"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'