Four-legged Merrymaker Gifts

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Angelicus alcholicus.

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

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Jester

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Prosecco and Pudding

Drunk Golfer.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'