Four-eyed Friend Pillows

Alien Optician.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Family with pets.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Sees Only Food

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Give him one of these 3 times a day and tummy rubs as needed."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.