Foster Hero Pillows

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Foster failure"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Foster failure

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

EU Vaccine approval

COVID 19

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"I don't leave home without it!"