Wfh Hero Pillows

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"I really got used to working from home."

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Working at Home Half Day

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Way to go

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'So to hit the training targets I have to arrange five days a year training for the staff that we haven't been able to recruit.'

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."