Wfh Hero Pillows

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I really got used to working from home."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Working at Home Half Day

Way to go

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'So to hit the training targets I have to arrange five days a year training for the staff that we haven't been able to recruit.'

"Right now, I'm just trying to decide which pajamas to wear today."