Wfh Wizard Pillows

Home Solutions

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"We only got six days of funding."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"I'm working from home today."

Lumbar support animal

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Waiting for retirement.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

Targets.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I really got used to working from home."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dad's Workbench

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

I got the raise

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Working at Home Half Day

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

Woodwork

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."