Foster Hero Mugs

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Foster failure"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Foster failure

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

EU Vaccine approval

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

COVID 19

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"I don't leave home without it!"