Foster Carer Mugs

'When you said foster carers were to be treated like other professionals, we didn't think you meant cutting our budgets and increasing our workloads.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Foster failure"

Foster failure

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Hassled Mother.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Father nursing his sick child

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Litter.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Family courts.

'Be honest, Mum. I'm adopted, aren't I?'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"

Thank you healthcare heroes

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

Care Home Eject Button.

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"And this is the Ward where you'll be working."

'Adopt a policy.'

Biological parent's night.

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

"Welcome to your new home, Dad."