Fortune Music Fusion Gifts

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Cowpunk

Conductorcize.

Accountant sings the blues

"Following our merger with Easter, you will, of course, have additional responsibilities."

Musical Mestizo.

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Gramophone Headphone

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

Groovy witch.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Pianorobics.

Santa Claus

Typical body language 1 hour after major Lottery win.

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'This is the new stocks and shares manager.'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

Early Baroque and Roll

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"We decided to combine Halloween and Thanksgiving this year."