Fortune Builder Gifts

The Good Boys - Bill Gates and Warren Buffett

Financial Advisor: Old money and new money.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Long and Short term investments.

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Golden Eggs.

"Trepanning for gold"

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

Gambling on office building construction

Nest Egg

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

Bad news airbag

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."