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Castle Turrets Joining Together.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Tunnel of love"

En garde!

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

En-guard dog.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Made in Sweden.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"I didn't exactly win it."