Fortress Fan Pillows

Castle Turrets Joining Together.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Tunnel of love"

En garde!

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Folding Container.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

En-guard dog.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Made in Sweden.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'