Fortean Times Fan Mugs

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Is the fire included?'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Michelangelo's David

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

The Town Tweeter

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Yankee Stadium.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

Rory McIlroy

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

A jester doing the weather forecast.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."