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Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Is the fire included?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Michelangelo's David

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

The Town Tweeter

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Yankee Stadium.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'Good of you to rustle us up some fire wood, Bat.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

A jester doing the weather forecast.

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"It is not the fault of the wheel, but misuse of the technology that is to blame."

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!