Formula 1 Gifts

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

Frank Williams RIP

Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

Advertising space on a racing car.

Graham Hill

Michael Schumacher

Bahrain F1

Racing along-right on course

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I need to tinkle."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Lucky Guess."