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Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Fossil record player.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Everybody meets online these days."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I miss the great depression.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Mangle

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"