Former Flame Mugs

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Candle Portraits.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Happy Retirement

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"And, by the way, there are a hell of a lot fewer levels to you than you give yourself credit for."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Donald Trump

'I know we had some good time together, Muriel, but a permanent relationship is out.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'He's probably charming the pants off your receptionist'

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'l love you, but you love me...obviously, this will never work out.'

"You can't leave, Laura - I'm madly in need with you."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

"Your solicitor and my solicitor have got together, and agreed that you can still do my laundry."

Chet sees an old flame,

'LOOK! You're a nice guy, but...' 'Curse this character flaw.'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."