Forklift Driver Pillows

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

Chairman recieves birthday card from minor employee

'Driving while really loaded.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Better times ahead.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Exit Next Left

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Sister Cities

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'