Truck Driver Pillows

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

A truck salts the road.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

'Unexpected victory.'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Deja Vu Highway

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.

Helium (tanker truck)

Logistics Experts

How's my texting?

'I think you're following too close!'

'It seems to be full of data.'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

Centipede Trucking.