Truck Driver Prints

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

A truck salts the road.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

'Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 15 minutes!'

'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'

'Unexpected victory.'

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

Deja Vu Highway

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

Rough road reduces bread to croutons.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

'Let's dump the balloons and do a re-weigh.'

How's my Driving ? - Not that I give a fuck.

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Logistics Experts

Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

Helium (tanker truck)

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

'It seems to be full of data.'

'I think you're following too close!'

How's my texting?

"Sorry I'm running late boss. I've just had a massive blowout on the motorway."

'You're not gonna believe this, but I ran out of gas!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Centipede Trucking.