Forgiveness Receiver T-Shirts

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

"She's forgiven me."

Vampire picking up his blood delivery (Type O, Type A, and Type B).

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Turned the other cheek

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."