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"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

"She's forgiven me."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Desmond Tutu.

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

Turned the other cheek

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'