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"I think you should forgive and forget, instead of leaving wet towels all over Dad's grave."

"The problem isn't that elephants never forget but that they never apologize."

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Psychiatry. I can't stop myself from holding grudges against humans. It's just your nature. Time is unforgiving to all people.

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"Pimple! Bozo! Oh yes, the other reindeer called me names, but we were all young and they've all apologized earnestly by now..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"She's forgiven me."