Forgetfulness Warriors T-Shirts

'No, I need my glasses-for-finding-my-other-glasses glasses.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I googled to remember why I came into this room."

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"