Forgetfulness Fanatics T-Shirts

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Memory School.

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"