Forgetfulness Fanatics Mugs

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"