Forgetfulness Conqueror Mugs

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"